Zombie Survival Guide


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'ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE', by Max Brooks.  Over 265 pages offering complete protection from the living dead...
..Published 2003.

Top 10 lessons for surviving a Zombie Attack.

1.  Organize before they attack!
2. They fell no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head, cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get into the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quite, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. the Zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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